One cold, attractive, naughty, steamy and silent night, their first night together, while they were...*wink* ...*wink* ... with all the action and passion, MAGOO, being so excited, got carried away! And she unfortunately, accidentally, sadly scratched! LABUYO's well taken cared of "Mukha" and screamed "Ilong ko!" followed by a SPLAT! on the floor, the sound of LABUYO's nose as it flew away, glided, then finally dropped at the floor, from his face. LABUYO screamed in horror! Oh horror it is! As he saw his reflection, without his beloved ILONG.. Because of this, the humungous couple fought. The Giants clashed with their arguments. MAGOO's inability to contain herself caused her to harm and take away the piece of her husband's face. LABUYO, loving MAGOO so much, couldt do the same to her. But after their fight, they were able to settle the dispute.
The next night was also cold, attractive, naughty, steamy and silent. They again got it goin on again. They reved up their engines and pushed the pedal to the metal. As the pedal was grinding to the metal, MAGOO once again, got carried away! But this time, she unfortunately, accidentally, sadly slapped of his whole jaw, followed by a bizzarely unfamiliar scream of "Pang.. Panga ko!" And his jaw slammed flat on the floor. He then again screamed because of the bloody mess that he saw. The night became a rematch of their clash the previous night. MAGOO's inablity to contain herself now cost her two pieces of her husband's face. But after their fight, they were able to settle the dispute.
The night following another unfortunate, accidental, and sad evening like the night two days before, the same thing happened. This time another part of his face fell away from his head followed by a SPLAT! on the floor. Again they fought, but made up again before the night ended.
The gigantuous couple were carrying a big sack of misfortune on their backs for again, the same incident happened, with a different part of the face falling off due to scratches, slaps, punches, kicks, or bites. And this series of unfortunate, accidental and sad misfortune carried on and continued for seven thousand and one hundred and six days with the same results. Each day, different parts of his face are being taken away and each time he screams the part of his face that was scaped away. Each day he screams becomes distorted, difficult to understand and different from the previous one, along with his face slowly being distorted each day.
The seven thousand and one hundred and seventh day they are together was not a exception, in fact it grew worse and was an unforgettable day. The night again was also cold, attractive, naughty, steamy and silent. MAGOO couldnt learn from the past and did not contain herself again. But this time, LABUYO's face was now blank, without any feature, because of the continuous nights of MAGOO's mistakes. And because there was nothing else to scratch, slap, punch, kick, or bite, MAGOO ripped away his husband's whole blank face from his head and screamed in agony "MAGUUMUKAKU!" and finally died and put out of his misery. MAGOO could not believe what happened. Her husband died, and it was all because of her. She couldnt take it and burst out into a great falls of tears. She kept on crying, weeping, and mourning until the floor flooded with her salty tears, submerging parts of LABUYO's face.
These parts of LABUYO's face became islands, seven thousand and one hundred seven islands, and it was beautiful. In memory of his husband, MAGOO called it the islands of MAGUUMUKAKU, from her husbands last words. She then inhabited the islands with their offsprings, speaking dialects different with each islands, similar to the words LABUYO screamed each day which became their dialect and ethnicity.

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